Godot's Crossing The Road Section

A beer delayed is a beer denied
A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future -- Sidney J. Harris
A little ignorance can go a long way
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men
A man is in love is when he divorces his wife
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952
A psychiatrist has learned how to live with it
Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable
Action is the enemy of thought
An honest politician is one who when he's bought, stays bought -- Simon Cameron
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to sell it
Any idiot can die for a cause. What takes a real genius is living for one
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error
Bad taste is timeless
Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are -- Pope St. Gregory I
Be not sick too late, nor well too soon -- Benjamin Franklin
Be prepared to leave everything and run!
Better be paranoid than dead
Better to be hated for the truth than to be loved for a lie -- cfr. Herman Teirlinck
Beware the fury of a patient man
Booze is the answer. I do not remember the question
Bread always falls butter-side down. If it doesn't you buttered it on the wrong side
Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice -- Charles Darwin
Careers are not made by backing up losers
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done
Consulting is the combination of "con" and "insult" and heck, I can do that -- Steve (Hamster) Ball
Controlled apathy it is the solution
Cure the disease: kill the patient
Damaged people are dangerous. Survival makes them so. They have no pity. They know others can survive, as they did -- Josephine Hart
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive -- Louis Malle
Dawn, n.: the time when men of reason go to bed
Defeat is worse than death: one has to live with defeat
Do good and care not to whom -- Italian Proverb
Do I look like a people person?
Do not forget until too late that the business of life is not business but living -- Barry C. Forbes
Do not have good ideas if you are not willing to be responsible for them
Do not read everything you believe
Do not take life too seriously -- one never gets out of it alive
Don't believe in miracles -- rely on them
Don't kid yourself. Little is relevant, and nothing lasts forever
Every man is given the key to the gates of heaven. The same key opens the gates of hell
Everything comes too late for those who only wait
Everything is bad if you remember it -- Homer Simpson
Everything on this list may be wrong
Everything that can be invented, has been invented
Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out
Expecting the worst is the least you can do
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it
Famous last words: I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record
For good, return good. For evil, return justice
Forgiving is God's function. Our job is to arrange the meeting
Fortune provides questions for the great answers: #21 A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume. Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change. Courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven
Good artists copy; great artists steal -- Pablo Picasso
Happiness is what you remember
Have your cake and eat it
He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow
He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book -- B. Franklin
He who is scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward has few friends
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword -- j.c.
He who minds his own business is never unemployed
Hell hath no fury like a pacifist
History is written by the survivors
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper -- Francis Bacon
How about never? Is never good for you?
Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill
I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
I am really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way
I bring not peace, I bring a sword -- God
I can resist everything except temptation -- Oscar Wilde
I do not know what your problem is, but I would bet it is hard to pronounce
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
I do not work here. I am a consultant
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out
I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is two weeks -- Totie Fields
I have learned. I will rise. And you'll see me return. Being what I am -- S.O'C.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education -- Mark Twain
I have noticed several design suggestions in your code
I know I am paranoid, but I worry about whether I am paranoid enough
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones -- Albert Einstein
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
I miss the dinosaurs
I mostly stay calm in crisis situations. I am usually the cause of it...
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of scepticism -- Friedrich Nietzsche
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it -- W. C. Fields
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out -- Oscar Wilde
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
If you cannot convince them, confuse them -- Harry S. Truman
If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong
If you think things can't get worse you probably lack sufficient imagination
In theory, there should be no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is -- William T. Harbaugh
Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Insert clever phrase here
It has been a business doing pleasure with you
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit -- Harry S. Truman
It is better to be lucky than to be good! -- Louis H. Albert
It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try -- the result is the same
It is better to learn late than never
It is better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
It is no good to continue blaming yourself. Blame yourself once and move on -- Bart Simpson
It is not about reality, it is about perception
It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late
It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to -- Fannie Hurst
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending
Just because your are paranoid does not mean they are not after you -- K. Cobain
Justice -- A decision in your favor
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read -- Mark Twain
Late children are early orphans
Law of the Jungle: he who hesitates is lunch
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience
Liever gehaat voor de waarheid, dan bemind voor een leugen -- cfr. Herman Teirlinck
Live never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is published around the world -- even if what is published is not true -- Messiah's Handbook, Reminders for the Advanced Soul
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder -- Sigmund Freud
Many pages make a thick book
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out -- Montaigne
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late
Money talks -- it usually says: Bend over
Mumble a few words in church and you get married -- Mumble a few words in your sleep and get divorced
Never get into fights with ugly people -- They have nothing to lose
Never laugh at live dragons
Never reveal your best argument
Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right
No negotiations in times of war -- No compromises in times of peace
No one leaves without paying
Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the dark side of something
Of course there is no reason for it: this is the company policy...
One gets much further with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone -- Al Capone
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well
One teaches best what one most needs to learn
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up -- A. A. Milne
Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close
Paranoia: a healthy understanding of the way the universe works
People prefer certainty to truth
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment
Predestination was doomed from the start
Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be
Rules are made for strict obedience of the fools, and guidance of the wise
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
Say what you mean, mean what you say -- Madonna
Short people get rained on last
Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning
Somebody should have warned the Trojans: beware of gifts bearing Greeks
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool -- Kipling
Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
The best prophet of the future is the past
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done
The future isn't what it used to be
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid -- Richard Braunstein
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their neutrality -- Dante Alighieri
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon
The most important vi key sequence: `ESC q !`: exit and save the file -- from being corrupted
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it -- George Bernard Shaw
The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven -- Mark Twain
The truth you speak has no past and no future. It is, and that's all it needs to be
Theory is important, at least in theory -- Keith Martin
There are no winners in life -- only survivors
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have
To err is human -- forgiving is against company policy
Today could just as easily be the last day of the rest of your miserable life
Today is the first miserable day of the rest of your life
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be executed
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence -- Henrik Tikkanen
Trust is good, control is better -- Winston Churchill
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances
War has started now, and truth will win -- S.O'C.
We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed -- Thomas Fuller, M.D
We do not have time to stop for gas - we are already late
We don't spy on you, but we do keep an eye on those that do
Well, I would not complain about you...
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art
When in doubt tell the truth -- Mark Twain
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money -- J.P. Donleavy
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are
You are as I am with You
You are definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is
You are only young once, but you can be immature for ever -- Solomon Short
You are only young once, but you can stay immature forever
You are the free lunch
You cannot be late until you show up
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon
You deserve the gods you worship
You have many friends and very few living enemies
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass
You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message
You will remember something that you should not have forgotten
You work very hard. Do not try to think as well